“Meyers thinks he’s got randos?”
Oh, no. I will not have a Rando War.
“I have not yet begun to rando.”
Please don’t do this.
“MEYERS, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD, I READ YOUR INSTAGRAM!”
Bobby, stop yelling. You’re scaring the rich people.
“I know lots of randos. I have the best randos.”
“Well, you know: Joshy Come Lately.”
You hired him.
“He didn’t act like this at the interview.”
There was an interview?
“Oh, sure. Asked him a ton of questions.”
“Asked him where he saw himself in five years.”
What’d he say?
“Only right one, really.”
Yeah, but now you’ve gotta live with him. Please don’t start a Rando War. Billy will just wander out into the lot and do his Pied Piper routine.”
“Ball’s in his court.”
How those vest buttons doing, buddy?
“Okee doke, I’m gonna mingle.”