Enthusiasts, this is the rarest photograph of all: The Feeding of Snake Tee-Shirt.
“Who sssaid my name?”
Hey, Snake Tee-Shirt.
You miss your guy?
“I ssstill fit him! I would make him look sssexy!”
Don’t do this, Snake Tee-Shirt. Move on.
“I can’t forget the feel of hisss ssskin.”
Ew. What do you eat, anyway?
“Sssocksss with picturesss of ratsss on them.