Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Bobert, Bjork

bobby bjork

What the fuck is this?

“Oh, hey. This is Bjork, possibly.”

I’m pretty sure that isn’t Bjork.

“It might be that Zooey Deschanel gal.”

I don’t think it is.

“She’s a triple threat.”

“I was told it was Bjork.”

It’s not Bjork. Bjork can’t play the fucking sitar: we would’ve heard about that by now.

She is giving you the look of love, though.

“Still Bobby after all these years, brother.”


  1. Wait but really, what the fuck is this?

    • That person, according to the internet, is named Gabby La La and you should decide for yourself whether you want to google her.

      She and Bobby played Dear Prudence together. You’ve got kind of a limited songbook if you’re a rock and roll sitarist.

  2. Bobby auditioning for the role of Violet Beauregard?

  3. Sir Luther Van Baconson

    May 1, 2015 at 9:55 pm

    listen while i play play play play play….playin in the band…….on my green tambouriiiiiiiiinnnnnnnne

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