Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Box Of Benjy

billy storgae“Even if the case seems too small, ya gotta check it: he’s a lot more flexible than you would think.”

“Did you put him in one of these things?”

“Nah, I didn’t. He gets in there himself.”


“He got used to it after a while, and now it’s his safe place.”

“If you say so.”

“Benjy! Come out of there! I wanna chase you around with the stun gun!”


  1. Remember, this is only an exhibition, not a competition…please, no wagering.

  2. does BILLY read this blog????????

  3. Billy writes this blog.. silly.

    • Oh goody, glad he confessed. UNCLE BILLY: John Mayer was a horrible choice and I will never get over this, because I represent this generation and I don’t want a bandwagoning misogynist playing for Jer.

      Jk, I’m sure I’ll be over this soon enough. For some reason I am actually upset. I knew John was trying to get involved with them, but I didn’t think they would actually go through with it. I think it would have been funnier if they released this info next week when I’ll be all hyped up on post-wisdom-teeth-removal-painkillers, because that would have been the literal end of the world.

      i need to s h u t t h e f u c k u p . . . . . . . . . . . .

  4. 1. JM is not playing Jerry.

    2. JM will be playing guitar in a band that also contains three surviving Grateful Deads

    3. No matter how many surviving Grateful Deads are assembled on a stage, it does not constitute the singularity Grateful Dead. Without Jerry, there is no singularity Grateful Dead. It has been that way since 1995. Even adding Phil, Donna, Tom and even Bruce will not make it Grateful Dead.

    4. If a band that is not Grateful Dead plays mostly Grateful Dead tunes, it is a Grateful Dead cover band.


    5. John Mayer will be playing in a Grateful Dead cover band.

    That isn’t so bad is it?

  5. Book it – Mayer gonna dry hump the fuck outa Looks Like Rain with his beady eyes, goofy facial expressions and pervy bedroom voice.

  6. Bobby is 67 years old, if he really loves “looks like rain” then he would let her sleep with John Mayer.


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