“Even if the case seems too small, ya gotta check it: he’s a lot more flexible than you would think.”
“Did you put him in one of these things?”
“Nah, I didn’t. He gets in there himself.”
“What?”
“He got used to it after a while, and now it’s his safe place.”
“If you say so.”
…
“Benjy! Come out of there! I wanna chase you around with the stun gun!”
Remember, this is only an exhibition, not a competition…please, no wagering.
does BILLY read this blog????????
Billy writes this blog.. silly.
Oh goody, glad he confessed. UNCLE BILLY: John Mayer was a horrible choice and I will never get over this, because I represent this generation and I don’t want a bandwagoning misogynist playing for Jer.
Jk, I’m sure I’ll be over this soon enough. For some reason I am actually upset. I knew John was trying to get involved with them, but I didn’t think they would actually go through with it. I think it would have been funnier if they released this info next week when I’ll be all hyped up on post-wisdom-teeth-removal-painkillers, because that would have been the literal end of the world.
i need to s h u t t h e f u c k u p . . . . . . . . . . . .
http://www.ranker.com/list/the-15-douchiest-john-mayer-quotes/stupid-celebrity-quotes
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Spring tour ’16 can’t wait
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1. JM is not playing Jerry.
2. JM will be playing guitar in a band that also contains three surviving Grateful Deads
3. No matter how many surviving Grateful Deads are assembled on a stage, it does not constitute the singularity Grateful Dead. Without Jerry, there is no singularity Grateful Dead. It has been that way since 1995. Even adding Phil, Donna, Tom and even Bruce will not make it Grateful Dead.
4. If a band that is not Grateful Dead plays mostly Grateful Dead tunes, it is a Grateful Dead cover band.
therefore
5. John Mayer will be playing in a Grateful Dead cover band.
That isn’t so bad is it?
The overreaction by some is a little much. It’s MSG, it’s Halloween, and it’s going to be a great time. I’m going to be using up all my protest fury on Larry Gowan replacing Dennis De young in Styx…..
I’m sorry that I have OPINIONS & FEELINGS
lol jk jk I’m totally being insane over this lol idc I’m a passionate girl
I should be passionate about other things that are more important but oh well
I apologize Mags, just suffering from a bout of Grumpy Old Man syndrome.
http://dryden.eastmanhouse.org/media/grol.jpg
And I’m suffering from a bout of frustrated teenage girl syndrome,,????2?37,9&2)2$ idk I’m V PASSIONATE ITS ALL GOOD SPENCER UR AMAZE
This all makes perfect sense. Hip hop hooray for Robin!
Also, like 3 months ago people were having an aneurysm about Tronk Applebottomjeans playing guitar. Despite the complaining, we still collectively threw the type of bagfuls of cash that could have made a serious dent in any number of social problems.
My point is that Deadheads gonna Deadhead, and something about white privilege.
If your biggest concern is what multimillionaire drug addict is playing what instrument with what other multimillionaire drug addict, count your damn blessings!
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Tronk Applebottomjeans
H o l y s h i t a r e u J e s u s
I WAS SO EXCITED FOR TREY!!!!!!!! AND HE DELIVERED!!! BECAUSE TREY IS A NERD FROM VERMONT WHO CAN SHRED AND LIKES CLASSICAL MUSIC
JOHN MAYER IS SIMPLY A DOUCHE WHO TALKS ABOUT HIS PENIS WAY TOO MUCH
But yeah I know lol this is so silly I’m so privileged I feel bad tbh
Book it – Mayer gonna dry hump the fuck outa Looks Like Rain with his beady eyes, goofy facial expressions and pervy bedroom voice.
As if! That’s Bobby’s gal, he’s not passing her around like a joint.
Mayer is going to have to ruin a different song.
I’m hoping Mayer plays He’s Gone (on tiger no less), while wearing a vintage JGB t-shirt. Just to watch heads explode. How dare these men in their golden years play with whomever they want. Haven’t they thought about the children? I’m pretty sure this is my last comment
P.S that comment was not directed at Garrett, Boogaloo, nor anyone else who can find humour in this. Keep the laughter rolling
If Mayer dares to wear Jerry’s bozo mask , I am gonna throw a canipshun fit.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCzRWinXIAEamUn.png
We’re all just bozos on the bus.
Boogaloo, true dat. I was just kiddin. 🙂
I hear they took Jerry’s coke-dusted mid-80s black t-shirt out of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Supposedly they’re getting it tailored to Mayer’s measurements
Canipshun fit in 3.2.1
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FUCKIN YEE AUGUST. YEE.
Bobby is 67 years old, if he really loves “looks like rain” then he would let her sleep with John Mayer.
GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND JOHNNYCAKES
YOU’RE A SMELLY PIRATE HOOKER
https://whoreisland.wordpress.com/
ME AF
Meaning my sense of humor
I ain’t no pirate hooker on whore island
You need to try a little harder swags
WHERE DID YOU BUY YOUR CLOTHES, BOOGALOO, AT THE TOILET STORE????
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Branford is busy on Halloween, this guy will be jamming on Eyes instead
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I just soiled myself
That just made my day….
Epic sax guy
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