Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Box Of Benjy

billy storgae“Even if the case seems too small, ya gotta check it: he’s a lot more flexible than you would think.”

“Did you put him in one of these things?”

“Nah, I didn’t. He gets in there himself.”

“What?”

“He got used to it after a while, and now it’s his safe place.”

“If you say so.”

“Benjy! Come out of there! I wanna chase you around with the stun gun!”

43 Comments

  1. Boogaloo

    Remember, this is only an exhibition, not a competition…please, no wagering.

  2. maggiemay

    does BILLY read this blog????????

  3. tor_haxson

    Billy writes this blog.. silly.

    • maggiemay

      Oh goody, glad he confessed. UNCLE BILLY: John Mayer was a horrible choice and I will never get over this, because I represent this generation and I don’t want a bandwagoning misogynist playing for Jer.

      Jk, I’m sure I’ll be over this soon enough. For some reason I am actually upset. I knew John was trying to get involved with them, but I didn’t think they would actually go through with it. I think it would have been funnier if they released this info next week when I’ll be all hyped up on post-wisdom-teeth-removal-painkillers, because that would have been the literal end of the world.

      i need to s h u t t h e f u c k u p . . . . . . . . . . . .

  4. Robin Russell

    1. JM is not playing Jerry.

    2. JM will be playing guitar in a band that also contains three surviving Grateful Deads

    3. No matter how many surviving Grateful Deads are assembled on a stage, it does not constitute the singularity Grateful Dead. Without Jerry, there is no singularity Grateful Dead. It has been that way since 1995. Even adding Phil, Donna, Tom and even Bruce will not make it Grateful Dead.

    4. If a band that is not Grateful Dead plays mostly Grateful Dead tunes, it is a Grateful Dead cover band.

    therefore

    5. John Mayer will be playing in a Grateful Dead cover band.

    That isn’t so bad is it?

    • spencer

      The overreaction by some is a little much. It’s MSG, it’s Halloween, and it’s going to be a great time. I’m going to be using up all my protest fury on Larry Gowan replacing Dennis De young in Styx…..

      • maggiemay

        I’m sorry that I have OPINIONS & FEELINGS

      • maggiemay

        lol jk jk I’m totally being insane over this lol idc I’m a passionate girl

        I should be passionate about other things that are more important but oh well

      • spencer

        I apologize Mags, just suffering from a bout of Grumpy Old Man syndrome.

      • spencer

        http://dryden.eastmanhouse.org/media/grol.jpg

      • maggiemay

        And I’m suffering from a bout of frustrated teenage girl syndrome,,????2?37,9&2)2$ idk I’m V PASSIONATE ITS ALL GOOD SPENCER UR AMAZE

    • FreedomHaul

      This all makes perfect sense. Hip hop hooray for Robin!

      Also, like 3 months ago people were having an aneurysm about Tronk Applebottomjeans playing guitar. Despite the complaining, we still collectively threw the type of bagfuls of cash that could have made a serious dent in any number of social problems.

      My point is that Deadheads gonna Deadhead, and something about white privilege.

      If your biggest concern is what multimillionaire drug addict is playing what instrument with what other multimillionaire drug addict, count your damn blessings!

      • maggiemay

        Tronk Applebottomjeans

        H o l y s h i t a r e u J e s u s

        I WAS SO EXCITED FOR TREY!!!!!!!! AND HE DELIVERED!!! BECAUSE TREY IS A NERD FROM VERMONT WHO CAN SHRED AND LIKES CLASSICAL MUSIC

        JOHN MAYER IS SIMPLY A DOUCHE WHO TALKS ABOUT HIS PENIS WAY TOO MUCH

        But yeah I know lol this is so silly I’m so privileged I feel bad tbh

  5. Boogaloo

    Book it – Mayer gonna dry hump the fuck outa Looks Like Rain with his beady eyes, goofy facial expressions and pervy bedroom voice.

    • garretc

      As if! That’s Bobby’s gal, he’s not passing her around like a joint.

      Mayer is going to have to ruin a different song.

      • spencer

        I’m hoping Mayer plays He’s Gone (on tiger no less), while wearing a vintage JGB t-shirt. Just to watch heads explode. How dare these men in their golden years play with whomever they want. Haven’t they thought about the children? I’m pretty sure this is my last comment

      • spencer

        P.S that comment was not directed at Garrett, Boogaloo, nor anyone else who can find humour in this. Keep the laughter rolling

      • August West

        If Mayer dares to wear Jerry’s bozo mask , I am gonna throw a canipshun fit.
        https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCzRWinXIAEamUn.png

      • Boogaloo

        We’re all just bozos on the bus.

      • August West

        Boogaloo, true dat. I was just kiddin. 🙂

      • garretc

        I hear they took Jerry’s coke-dusted mid-80s black t-shirt out of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Supposedly they’re getting it tailored to Mayer’s measurements

      • August West

        Canipshun fit in 3.2.1
        http://i.imgur.com/wGvqHj8.gif

      • maggiemay

        FUCKIN YEE AUGUST. YEE.

  6. tor_haxson

    Bobby is 67 years old, if he really loves “looks like rain” then he would let her sleep with John Mayer.

  7. Boogaloo

    GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND JOHNNYCAKES

    • maggiemay

      YOU’RE A SMELLY PIRATE HOOKER

    • spencer

      https://whoreisland.wordpress.com/

      • maggiemay

        ME AF

      • maggiemay

        Meaning my sense of humor

        I ain’t no pirate hooker on whore island

      • Boogaloo

        You need to try a little harder swags

      • maggiemay

        WHERE DID YOU BUY YOUR CLOTHES, BOOGALOO, AT THE TOILET STORE????

  8. spencer

    http://i.imgur.com/Ow7to.gif

    • spencer

      Branford is busy on Halloween, this guy will be jamming on Eyes instead

    • August West

      http://i.imgur.com/lnl7St9.jpg

      • spencer

        I just soiled myself

    • cuznt

      That just made my day….

    • maggiemay

      Epic sax guy

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