jerry bobby mickey un2

“…and it was getting in my eyes all the time. So, I said: what about a ponytail?”

“That’s what he said. He said it to all of us, y’know: numerous times.”

“But, now: how does one go about such a thing? I quickly hired a ponytail guru–”

“He got thrown out of the food court for bothering tween girls.”

“–and planned my strategy. Scrunchie? Was there a manly enough scrunchie, or would my natural manliness push the already-manly scrunchie into a parodic, macho sort of manliness that I like to stay away from?”

“Bobby thinks about his hair a lot.”

“I do, Jer.”

“Anything to add, Mickey?”

“Happy to be here.”