Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Bro-Zone

Hey, guys. Whatcha doing?

“Talking shit about Billy.”

Which one of you said that?

“Both of us.”

Makes sense.

OR

I don’t know how I feel about the phone-necklace. Is the cord elastic? Otherwise, you’re gonna be doing a real chicken-wing deal trying to text. Does Oteil not have pockets? Did Jeff Chimenti steal Oteil’s pockets? (As established, things disappear around Jeff Chimenti.) What about a fanny pack? Bobby has several, and he’s a generous man.

OR

Oteil has lovely skin. I bet that pisses John Mayer off.

“I wash, and I wash, and I wash…”

OR

“Phil, you sure you don’t wanna stop by for one Dead & Company show? Sit in for a song?”

“Mickey gonna whack a pair of stolen shoes together behind me?”

“Almost certainly.”

“Hard pass.”

3 Comments

  1. Luther Von Baconson

    July 7, 2017 at 11:21 am

    whoaaaaa!

    gonna pass through each other like Babs & Jodie

  2. Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

    July 7, 2017 at 11:45 am

    I was hoping they would get matching haircuts. 🙁

  3. As far as “next generation” goes, I fully support Oteil.

    He has everything delightful.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.

*