Hey, guys. Whatcha doing?
“Talking shit about Billy.”
Which one of you said that?
“Both of us.”
I don’t know how I feel about the phone-necklace. Is the cord elastic? Otherwise, you’re gonna be doing a real chicken-wing deal trying to text. Does Oteil not have pockets? Did Jeff Chimenti steal Oteil’s pockets? (As established, things disappear around Jeff Chimenti.) What about a fanny pack? Bobby has several, and he’s a generous man.
Oteil has lovely skin. I bet that pisses John Mayer off.
“I wash, and I wash, and I wash…”
“Phil, you sure you don’t wanna stop by for one Dead & Company show? Sit in for a song?”
“Mickey gonna whack a pair of stolen shoes together behind me?”