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“Trey, how many tickets you get a night?”

“I don’t think we need tickets, Bruce. We’re the band.”

“No, no: when you made your deal, how many tickets a night did you get?”

“None. You got tickets? How many?”

“Ten a night.”


“You see what they’re going for? Ten tickets a night for three nights is around a hundred grand.”

“It’s a little shady, isn’t it?”

“Shit, at least I’m actually selling the tickets, and not just advertising them on Craigslist and robbing the potential buyers.”


“Well, duh.”