“BRUCE!? WHAT THE FUCK!? YOU BIT MY FINGER OFF!”
Hey! Stop this!
Dude, what the fuck? What the fuck, dude? You’re crossing the streams. Italic guy can’t interrupt a dialogue post. It’s tough enough for people to understand who’s talking as it is. Y’see, this universe is narrated by several different “voices,” and which one is speaking is indicated through typography and punctuation. Are you familiar with the concept of semi-fict–
Shut the fuck up. Stop being weird and either write something worth reading, or don’t bother people.