Thoughts On The Dead

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Burn Down The Mission

Thing that has caused black people to riot this year: a teenager being gunned down in the street. Thing that has caused white people to riot this year: baseball game their team was victorious in.

Only white people would try to burn the joint down after a win. Just proves the old Swahili saying, “When the white man is happy, everyone else cries. Except for soup. White people are just the best at soup. Chowder’ll give your mouth a boner. Now let’s go catch us a zebra.”

How do you manage to say bigoted bullshit about everyone? 

Inclusiveness and diversity.


  1. Sports riots reflect the diversity of a team’s fanbase, IMO. Now, the pumpkin festival riot, that was a Caucasian phenomenon.

  2. (diversity (or lack thereof))

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