- Dusty Triscuits
- Dibbly Bibbits.
- Dappledy Bipbop
- Double Bubble
- Denebict Bumbercatch
- Disking Baskets
- Distant Briskets
- Doppler 5000
- Dracula Blankets
- Dressage Bonsai
- Dix Biederbecks
- Dildo Baggins
- Dallas Babylons
- Dingleberry Buttstuff
- Dingo Brackets
- Dumdumdeedum Boobies
+1 for the BotR reference.
“Aiiee! A ballhog!”
You are definitely not younger than mid-40s, based on that reference.