Hey, Bobby. Whatcha doing?
Sure. Any plans for Thanksgiving?
“Yeah. Gonna steal the Time Sheath and show John Mayer what a truly pretty man looks like.”
Are we talking about a good old-fashioned handsome-off?
“Alert the media.”
Oh, I don’t think we should tell the media about the time machine.
“Oh, right. Might be a felony.”
No “might” about it, Bob.