Thoughts On The Dead

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Butt-Chins At Dawn

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Hey, Bobby. Whatcha doing?

“Potato salading.”

Sure. Any plans for Thanksgiving?

“Yeah. Gonna steal the Time Sheath and show John Mayer what a truly pretty man looks like.”

Are we talking about a good old-fashioned handsome-off?

“Alert the media.”

Oh, I don’t think we should tell the media about the time machine.

“Oh, right. Might be a felony.”

No “might” about it, Bob.


  1. bobby would win the handsome off by a mile. or two.

  2. Yep, don’t even need the time-sheath.

  3. Ohhhhh my god you guys. John Mayer looks like he was born from a freaking dumpster. There is nothing handsome about him. He’s very much below average and doesn’t have ANYTHING next to Bobby. Few people do, anyway.

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