Thoughts On The Dead

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Bye Bye Bidet

Three days after the bidet was installed in Front Street, Billy had to be lured off it with cocaine; he had been enjoying it loudly for three days.

“Hey! Everybody! C’mere and lemme tell you how good my asshole feels!”

And so on. Also, it had been installed in the parking lot and the neighbors were threatening to call the cops. The plumber was called and the incident was never spoken of again.

1 Comment

  1. Sir Luther Von Baconson

    November 25, 2015 at 3:00 pm

    billy’s a big fan of wilfredo derequito

    “But for that crazy, ill-conceived bidet,
    I’d say using a loo is serious business.
    Darn it, think of a sudden April shower
    Encroaching upon your pretty posterior,
    Tickling it, the nearest thing to heaven!”

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