Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Calving Season

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“Mom? What do you remember before the Last Days?”

“Lots. I was 13 when Allfather Trump ascended to glory and the sky caught fire. What do you want to know?”

“What did rock stars look like?”

“Look at this picture. Do you see these three men?”


“Rock stars looked like the opposite of this.”


“The clothes, the hair, the posture, the accordion: whatever these men are doing, rock stars did the other thing.”

“That makes sense. Mom, will there be another mass shooting tonight?”

“You know there’s a mass shooting every night, honey.”

“Right. Praise be to the Allfather.”

“Hallowed be his fame.”


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