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Camille Paglia Is A Fucking Moron

Unlike Hillary Clinton, whose every word and policy statement on the campaign trail are spoon-fed to her by a giant paid staff and army of shadowy advisors, Trump is his own man, with a steely “damn the torpedoes” attitude.  He has a swaggering retro machismo that will give hives to the Steinem cabal.  He lives large, with the urban flash and bling of a Frank Sinatra.  But Trump is a workaholic who doesn’t drink and who has an interesting penchant for sophisticated, strong-willed European women.  As for a debasement of the presidency by Trump’s slanging matches about penis size, that sorry process was initiated by a Democrat, Bill Clinton, who chatted about his underwear on TV, let Hollywood pals jump up and down on the bed in the Lincoln Bedroom, and played lewd cigar games with an intern in the White House offices.

Camille Paglia: stupidest woman on the planet, or stupidest human on the planet? Because you could have left out all the other words and just kept the Sinatra admiration, and this would still be a shit-dumb quote.

9 Comments

  1. i think i just threw up in my mouth, a little bit

  2. Remember: Camille Paglia taught in the “Humanities” program of an arts school in Philadelphia because she couldn’t get a real academic job. As to her public intellectual career of being a shrill conservative with an overlay of Bad Theory, I would point out that muddled thinking leads to muddled prose.

    • Hey, I teach in the humanities program of an art school.

      • You’re lucky, I adjunct at a college.

        As long as neither of us becomes a shrill conservative with an overlay of Bad Theory, we’re doin’ fine.

      • Luther Von Baconson

        March 11, 2016 at 11:38 am

        i’m sure he didn’t mean to generalize. a shout out for this guy http://www.davidvtrotman.com. exposed a dumb white kid to pere dumas, v. s. naipaul, earl lovelace, frantz fanon, rigoberta menchu tum & derek walcott. marquez was a tough slog for my peabrain….but i did it. good to see he’s enjoying the beach here.

  3. Retro Machismo baby!

  4. Had to read Salon.. didn’t you. I had forgotten that Camille Paglia existed, but no you drag her into this wonderful place.

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