Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

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“I farted.”


“We need to join a better-looking band.”


“Garcia farted.”


  1. “After I cuck Keith I get to cut off some of his mange and wear it in place of my own silky ponytail.”

  2. The Central Shaft

    January 18, 2018 at 12:20 am

    “I know Mickey can be a lot to handle, but it was still wrong to frame his Daddy like that.”

  3. “Hey hon, are those real conchos or Sears conchos?”

  4. “Keith found your hair on my pillow this morning”

    “Oh Shit”

    “No worries, I told him it was mine.”

    “Good thinking”

  5. “The guy is coming. I will never do another thing to you. Five minutes. Don’t ruin your friendship with me for five minutes.”

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