“Mickey?”
“Yeah, Bob?”
“Did the hat and shirt come with a copy of Mao’s Little Red Book?”
“Funny. You know I went to Lazy Frank’s House of Inappropriate Blouses.”
“Sure. Me, too.”
“But?”
“You just look like a teacher from Wangxie province whose Red Guard students have accused of counter-revolutionary thinking.”
…
“Wangxie probably isn’t a place.”
“Wingbang?”
“Bob.”
“Fushan?”
“Please stop…yeah, actually. I think that’s a place.”
Bob’s put on a little Beef. i like it.