“What’s needed now in American politics is consternation, confusion, dissension, disorder, chaos — and crisis, with possible resolution — and a Trump presidency is the best chance for this true progress. This is a politics of arson. I’d rather see the empire burn to the ground under Trump, opening up at least the possibility of radical change, than cruise on autopilot under Clinton.” – Christopher Ketcham (A Goddamned Idiot), Daily Beast, 6/9/16
Fuck you, Chris. This is Chris, by the way:
What a fuckin’ badass! Shit, I gotta keep looking at this guy: so smart, and so tough, and such good taste in necklaces. Look at him, folks:
And, sure: he’s got the trigger discipline of a chimpanzee in a gun shop, but that powerful mind of his is a gift to humanity.
Chris figured it out! It’s not that Hillary Clinton is an untrustworthy career politician, no better or worse than any other Beltway denizen you’d strike with a randomly thrown rock, it’s that she’s a MONSTER WHO WILL DEFINITELY DESTROY AMERICA, while Trump may be problematic (Chris seems like the type to call things problematic), but he’ll probably “tear up the system” and that would be SO FLIPPIN’ SWEET!
Again: fuck you, Chris. Fuck you and everyone that thinks like you. Fuck your selfish, privileged, half-baked, immature bullshit. Chris, you see, doesn’t really care about what happens: he’s got a place in Moab he can hole up in, and an arsenal of weaponry. Black kid in Cleveland? Fuck you, I wanna watch it burn. Holder of federal bonds? Fuck you, I wanna watch it burn. Make-up of the Supreme Court for the next 30 years? Fuck you, I wanna watch it burn.
So, fuck you, Chris. Fuck you, and go back to Utah. Leave the rest of us to live in a country where we know that when you burn something down, it doesn’t come back.