Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Class Picture

Are you entwined with the teenager, jackass?

“I’m posing coquettishly.”

Josh, I swear to Christ, if you get caught with a teenager…actually, it would be ironic.

“I know, right? They all get away with it, and I get busted?”

Just suck in that left leg, you human bandana.

“No need for that.”

Stop playing footsie with the traumatized children.

“They’re not children, Dude, spaghetti straps.”

I will slap your pretty mouth if you get the Grateful Dead in trouble, Josh Meyers.

“All right, all right. You wanna check on Billy, though.”

Oh, God. Billy?

“I’m surrounded, Ass.”

Oh, God. Just breathe, man.

“30 years ago, this room would’ve looked like a chicken coop after a fox got done with it.”

Well, it’s not 30 years ago. You’re old enough to be their grandfather.


Do NOT call these girls skank!

“No. No skank. Not here.”


“Not yet. But I see some potential in at least three chicks.”

Holy shit, dude. Not okay. All of you need to keep away from–


“I stole him away from Josh. Look at him. He’s dewy.”

I need ALL OF THE GRATEFUL DEAD to move away from the teenagers.

“It’s okay, it’s totally cool. I got his parents to sign over custody to me. I legally adopted him.”

You pulled a Steven Tyler?

“Alternately, a Ted Nugent. But, uh, yeah.”

Everything about this is in poor taste.

“The heart wants what the heart wants.”

Just go help Bobby up.


  1. Will we find TOTD in the photo?

  2. My favorite form of joke has always been the made up conversation – you are a master!

  3. Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

    February 28, 2018 at 10:18 am

    What’s with the “Fall Tour 2017”? Did we forget to update him?

  4. The twins at Josh’s feet …

    Whatever they are doing makes them laugh uncontrollably with total lack of awareness of their surroundings.

    Tripping for the show or reading ToTD?

  5. Is OB a GD?

    I guess this one is lost and many people are now calling DeadCo the GD.


    • SmokingLeather

      March 1, 2018 at 3:47 am

      Jeff has EARNED that, so if Jeff Clementine is not a Grateful Dead then Josh and Otiel can NOT be Grateful Deads.

  6. Bobby is still on that floor today

  7. Bobby as always a master of the photo opportunity and btw let everyone be GDs …the music never stopped

  8. From the Mickey documentary:
    Here, Hart is distracted by some yoink-able merch to the photographer’s right.

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