Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Claw Hammered


Hey, buddy.


Don’t shush me, man. You’re fictional.


Whatever. Do you know how to play that thing?

“I don’t know how to tune it, honestly.”

Never let it stop you before.

“Damn straight. Full speed ahead.”


  1. 4 string, not for bluegrass, so I doubt it. But wtf is up with that metallic cuff on Bob’s wrist?

    • Nah, that’s a 5-string. Look more closely. Bobby could afford a better banjo though. The wrist-cuff is something Natasha came up with. Long story, but it is slightly wider than the mouth of the Vicodin jar.

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