Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Comey, Homies

How fucking tall is Method Man?

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“Meth, Ghost, I have one question.”

“No doubt.”

“What up, James?”

“Where’s U-God?”

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Comey looks like a guy who just embezzled $400,000 from his accounting firm, flew to Vegas, and now he’s sitting in the Sports Book of Caesar’s Palace wondering what the fuck to do.

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I wasn’t kidding, 2018. You start making sense, goddammit, or I’m gonna beat some sense into you. Stop crying. You stop crying right now, 2018! I will give you something to cry about!

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“I have no jurisdiction over the Martin Shkreli case whatsoever.”

2 Comments

  1. Nicole

    Method Man is 6’3”

  2. Mickey's Heart

    Comey’s Homey’s

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