Thoughts On The Dead

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Company & Dead

Dead & Crew

Allow me to preface my silly little jokes with this: hail to the road crew. First in, last out, first blamed.

In no particular order:

  • If you asked someone to describe what this photo would look like before they saw it, they would have gotten it exactly right; nothing about this photo is a surprise.
  • Oh, wait: there’s a bunch of ladies.
  • They are hidden in the back.
  • Maybe the photographer is a bear, and all the women are menstruating, and the men are being chivalrous.
  • Beard guy.
  • Bald guy.
  • Bald guy who is maybe black.
  • Lady in red cocktail dress.
  • Matt Busch.
  • Other beard guy.
  • Waldo.
  • Harry Knowles.
  • Y’know, I think Bald Maybe Black Guy and Handsome Dan back there are the drivers for some reason–the two guys by Mrs. Donna Jean in the Stealie button-downs–and now I am fascinated by them and am starting to make up stories about them.
  • I will come up with better names, though.
  • And speaking on behalf of Mrs. Donna Jean: same shit, different century.

6 Comments

  1. Disguisedasasquirrel

    July 27, 2016 at 10:37 pm

    Was Mickey’s gardening interrupted for this photo?

  2. Billy and Josh are protectin their tater salads…

  3. Courtney Love

    • You deserve CoTD for that.

      But ToTD is inconsistent in his awards. You win the peoples choice award, or this person’s choice anyhow.

      • Golly. Well you deserve C’erOTY then.

        Speaking of C’erOTY (at the same time as 8yo Courtney Love), whatever happened to little Maggie? I’m not around all that much so maybe I missed her departure from the “scene”.

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      July 28, 2016 at 7:46 pm

      I still choose to believe that it was Courtney Love on the cover, but hasn’t it been debunked?

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