Allow me to preface my silly little jokes with this: hail to the road crew. First in, last out, first blamed.
In no particular order:
- If you asked someone to describe what this photo would look like before they saw it, they would have gotten it exactly right; nothing about this photo is a surprise.
- Oh, wait: there’s a bunch of ladies.
- They are hidden in the back.
- Maybe the photographer is a bear, and all the women are menstruating, and the men are being chivalrous.
- Beard guy.
- Bald guy.
- Bald guy who is maybe black.
- Lady in red cocktail dress.
- Matt Busch.
- Other beard guy.
- Waldo.
- Harry Knowles.
- Y’know, I think Bald Maybe Black Guy and Handsome Dan back there are the drivers for some reason–the two guys by Mrs. Donna Jean in the Stealie button-downs–and now I am fascinated by them and am starting to make up stories about them.
- I will come up with better names, though.
- And speaking on behalf of Mrs. Donna Jean: same shit, different century.
Was Mickey’s gardening interrupted for this photo?
Billy and Josh are protectin their tater salads…
Courtney Love
You deserve CoTD for that.
But ToTD is inconsistent in his awards. You win the peoples choice award, or this person’s choice anyhow.
Golly. Well you deserve C’erOTY then.
Speaking of C’erOTY (at the same time as 8yo Courtney Love), whatever happened to little Maggie? I’m not around all that much so maybe I missed her departure from the “scene”.
I still choose to believe that it was Courtney Love on the cover, but hasn’t it been debunked?