Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Could Have Sworn I Was Forgetting Something

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“HEY! ASSHOLE!”

Excuse me?

“FORGET SOMETHING?”

Josh–

“John.”

–it’s been a rough day.

“Bowie.”

Bowie.

“Mourning over. You need to do something about this situation.”

Isn’t that thing self-sufficient?

“For several humans. Not for many Grateful Deads who–as far as I can understand–are now having a pooping contest.”

They get fixated on stuff.

“Please make the Grateful Dead stop pooping in my car. The exclusive Clean Cartridge™ is no longer clean.”

How many of them are there?

“A lot. All of the keyboardists are here.”

Oh. Don’t let them touch.

“Why?”

It would shred the fabric of reality.

“Oh.”

Like an enraged puma on silk sheets.

“Wow.”

Yeah.

“Lemme text you in a minute.”

Sure.

7 Comments

  1. SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

    January 12, 2016 at 2:39 am

    Grateful Maggz is lurking on the Phish.net 4um about those summer tour rumors and is sick of (DEAD AND CO) Aka MISOGYNY !

    Phish OG 4 LYFE ! Phuck DEAD AND CO (MISOGYNIST GRATEFUL DEAD) SJW 4 LYFE PHUCK TRUMP FEELZ YOUR BURNZ. OREGONZ UNDER ATTACKS SAYS TOTD FROM FLORIDAZ. GO SJW PC GD FAM 4 LYFE !

    • God Bless the Maggz for not talking in that new language when she is here, she really makes room for us grandpa’s to try to comprehend.

  2. That photo, accompanying the post…what, have you people been tailing me?

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