Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Countries Of The World (According To Trump)

  • Zimbobble.
  • Samoans.
  • Olly-Olly-Oxenfree.
  • Southern Africa.
  • Canadia.
  • The People’s Republicans of Taiwan.
  • The Place Where They Make The Canoes, You Know What I’m Talking About, Great, Beautiful.
  • Puerto Rico.
  • Gallifrey.
  • Rhodesia.
  • Lichtenbourg.
  • Someanimals.
  • Southern Ireland. (“There’s a Northern, there’s gotta be a Southern. People aren’t aware of this, most people. Doing great things, Southern Ireland.”)
  • Gutter.
  • Bangagong.
  • That Place With All The French People.


  1. I’m not buying that. Gallifrey is too medium-falutin’ (let alone high) to be on that list.

  2. Luther Von Baconson

    September 21, 2017 at 3:20 pm

    Trumpton (formerly known as The United States of America)

    “headin’ out to Trumpton, yea Brother….”

  3. Canadia is too a place. I had a girlfriend from there. We totally made out at summer camp.

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