Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Couple Of The Year

Janis’ hat is way bigger than yours, Pig.

“Ain’t the size o’ the chapeau! It’s whose head the sucker’s on!”

True. You’re all dressed up.

“Takin’ my gal out on the town! We gonna drink our wine an’ tell dirty jokes an’ get frisky with each other!”

She was the only one who could drink with you.

“Hell, naw. Anyone c’n drink with the ol’ Pig. Jan’s the only one what could keep up! Me an’ her got the same phobia.”

Which was?

“Dyin’ o’ thirst!”

Oh, was that why you drank so much?

“Gotta keep lubricated! People don’ know this ’bout Northern California, but it’s dry as dandruff up here! You could get all parched out in minutes if you ain’t careful!”

But alcohol is a dehydrant.

“Then how come it’s wet?”


“Gotcha, college boy!”

You did.


  1. Mean, Green, Devil Eating Machine

    January 7, 2018 at 1:40 pm

    I miss them both.

  2. Luther Von Baconson

    January 7, 2018 at 6:19 pm

    is that a Sir Guy button down with vestessory? damn.

  3. Synchronicity or what, I was just watching a near 5hr beautiful labour of love pigpen retrospective on YouTube, randomly skipped to a part and the same time/day different photo appears, this YouTube video has more unseen pigpen photos than I can wrap me wee head around. Check it out!

  4. Check THAT out the YouTube generated link for the pigpen comp starts with dosex!! That can’t be a coincidence.

  5. Damn that 27 Club… but seriously, looking back now from my aged perspective, it’s amazing how young they were, and yet how worldly they managed to appear. I mean, he had only just turned 25 when she died. 25!!! They were kids!

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