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Coz Of The World

Definition of oblivious white male privilege: wishing you hadn’t heard about all those women that Bill Cosby raped, instead of wishing Bill Cosby hadn’t raped all those women.


  1. Okay, I work for an MBE and had a conversation about Bill Cosby rape with my boss last week. ToTD is stalking me.

    • In my defense, they have put my picture up in every Foot Locker within a hundred miles.

      Also, we are at least six months from me breaking into your home and smelling your things/bothering your pets.

      • Well, there you go. I get my shoes at Caldor (Voits, if you’re wondering.) You can have your way with the cats.

        Seriously though: What the fuck, Bill Cosby?

        • I didn’t say anything about kitty sexytimes. You inferred that and, quite frankly, I resent it. How dare you?

          (I would probably touch one or both of their buttholes, but just out curiosity.”

          Yeah, it’s beyond being a secret drunk or banging everything that moves: it’s monstrous behavior.

  2. Anchovy Rancher

    October 20, 2014 at 9:27 pm

    Can you dredge up some footage of an assailant tossing a marmot into Cosby’s bathtub and biting off his pudding pop? Photoshopped is fine.

  3. O.K., so we’ll just go with the mental image of the marmot and pudding pop.

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