- Cat burglar.
- Art thief. (Thomas Crown variety.)
- International jewel thief.
- Domestic jewel thief.
- Second-story man.
- Backdoor man.
- Flim-flam man.
- Bunco artist.
- Shoplifter at a really, really nice store.
- Claim jumper.
- Animal-rights wackadoo that breaks into places and lets monkeys loose. (Completely righteous intentions, but they smell like monkey, and that brings their ranking way down.
- Art thief. (Eastern-European morons who rip paintings off walls and run out of the museum, then panic and burn the evidence.)
- Fake dentist.
- Poacher.
- Meth cook.
- Arsonist.
- Computer criminal of any sort.
What about “Country Singer Who Beats His Wife To Death But Is Paroled Eight Years Later And Then Dies Between Sets At Oakland Auditorium”?
I mean, hypothetically. Definitely above poacher, that’s for sure.
Ya gotta let Spade Cooley go, man.
IT’S EATING YOU ALIVE!
Spade Cooley is my dad as fcuk!!, let kek……p.s Totd your old Grandpa .. Jk mags
That made my freaking day o m f g
How about “Soul Singer Who Gets Sentenced To Death For Shooting Three Drug Dealers But Gets Out After Only 36 Years To Start A Comeback”?
That would be Rick Stevens, former lead singer for Tower of Power (there’s that Oakland connection again). His new band is pretty good and has a similar style, but I’m thinking maybe his time has passed.
http://www.soulmusic.com/Images%5CArticles%5C24074.jpg
http://ww2.hdnux.com/photos/17/46/37/4089833/11/628×471.jpg
poor Ella Mae…..i dug Hoffman Hayride, but Spade had some issues
Apparently she had an affair with Roy Rogers…….no joke
really! i’d heard she wanted to join a Free Love Cult. Fountain of the World.
Have you shaken the case of walrus you had caught earlier ?
You seem better, hang in there, keep the mustache trimmed and stay away from seafood and you should be able to maintain human form.
18. TotD
Just noticed this: did you put cat burglar at the top because you’ve stolen cats before AND you think you’re sexy? (I’m assuming the order is ranked most to least.)
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/4420942/grand-theft-walrus-o.gif
JFC IM SCREAMING LOL
Probably the Zodiac Killer too
https://img0.etsystatic.com/068/2/9720286/il_570xN.799998990_lq4q.jpg
Speaking of “cooks”, interesting 10 min read on life and times of Bear Owsley as subject of Steely Dan’s “Kid Charlemagne”.
http://sfist.com/2015/07/20/san_francisco_show_and_tell_steely.php
“There are no bells and whistles here. No animated GIF’s, flashing bars, dancing bears, etc…. Sorry about that, but I find them distracting. I didn’t want anything to interfere with your enjoyment of the art. Also, some people may be disappointed to find that there are few links to other pages from here. I only want to connect with places which I think relate to my trip, and I will only add more if I discover any”
http://www.thebear.org/essays.html
Ha so that is Owsley’s website? Lots of interesting info there. Thanks.
because i am cheap, i wouldn’t buy it brand new. but i did hunker down in the bookstore over a series of winter nights reading this
http://owsleyandme.com/
“excuse me sir, but uh we’re having storytime in the children’s section shortly”
a book endorsed by Mountain Girl. Good enuff for me. 🙂
But co-written by the disgusting Tom Davis; friend, meaning enabling drug dealer, to Garcia in the pre-coma days. TOTD hasn’t written about the whole Sirens of Titan bullshit yet, has he?
Typical Hollywood runaround time and money wasting bullshit, I thought