Jesus, what the fuck are you?
“Nightmare Garcia.”
Good name. Good, good name.
“Let’s go swimming in the ocean at night.”
Hell, no.
“You know you could just have an aneurysm at any second, right?”
You’re the worst Garcia so far.
“He’s just being honest, man. Death’s inevitable.
Oh, what now? Show yourself.
“Hey, man.”
AAAAAHHHH!
“Did I scare you?”
You should warn people before you wave at them.
“I am as God made me, man.”
Partially. Which one are you?
“Shadow Puppet Garcia.”
I don’t get it.
“Watch.”
KLICK
…
Oooh, a doggie.
“My thump is his ears.”
Thump?
“Thumb stump.”
Ah.
![[PDF] Rasputin pictures show](http://thoughtsonthedead.com/wp-content/uploads/PDF-Rasputin-pictures-show.jpg)
“Bring me the child, only I can heal him.”
I am officially never sleeping again.
“I will walk with the Devil to free the prince of his earthly ailments.”
You cannot be a Garcia. You’re scary and terrible and the Twentieth century can be blamed on you.
“My name is Chuckles Garcia.”
Stop that. I hate this and it’s scaring me and I hate this.
“Don’t be so frightened, my friend.”
Oh, no. Not another one.
![[PDF] Yukon Cornelius Voice](http://thoughtsonthedead.com/wp-content/uploads/PDF-Yukon-Cornelius-Voice.jpg)
“You’ve nothing to fear from me. I’m Bass-Rankin Garcia.”
That’s very specific.
“And I’m here to buck you up and inject some bravery into you!”
Really?
“Sure! Forget about all those other Garcias and let’s have a long, detailed discussion about what it’s like to freeze to death.”
I’m done.
“Your skin gets so hot you take your clothes off!”
STOP IT.
since when do Jewish people know about the magic of Yukon Cornelius
dear GOD YOU FRICKIN TAGGED THIS WITH YUKON CORNELIUS. IM GOING TO BED
What have you done with ToTD?
ToTD writes well written posts about a highway named after a great year for the Grateful Deads..
You .. the imposter post pictures of Yukon Cornelius.
All donations are being routed to the Human Rights Campaign until you let ToTD out of wherever you have him so he can post again.
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Tor