The great apes are eligible to give consent, as are some forms of octopus, and when the octopus doesn’t give consent, you will be aware.

Were you reading Peter Singer again? That shit always leads you down weird pathways.

STATE-SPONSORED LATE-TERM ABORTIONS FOR ALL HUMAN/BEAST CHIMERAS CREATED IN STARK DEFIANCE OF GOD’S EXPLICIT WILL! I politically support that now!

Yeah, that sort of thing. Um, folks? Hi.

Just “folks”? What about the Halflings?  The brooding and tortured Dark Ones living in the West? Do you not welcome them? Man, Woman, and Beast joining together! Welcome us all, bigot. And, of course, welcome all the Blobby Things. You simply would not believe how many Blobby Things  a belief system based around interspecies sexuality accumulates!

This is an escalation of the normal routine. Are you feeling ill?

Not ill, but I am out of pudding.

This is a picture of Garcia taken by a young J.J. Abrams. I’ll try to deal with him.

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