Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

David Lee Roth Has Something To Say

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Hey, Eddie. Whatcha doing?

“I’m not part of your bullshit. Don’t talk to me.”

But I’m a fan.

“Who isn’t? Fuck off.”

Your outfit is a little matchy-matchy.

“Fuck off!”

Well, who can I talk to?

“DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!”

Shit.

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Hey, Dave.

“I’ll talk to you!”

You’ll talk to anyone.

“Let’s do cocaine kaRATE!”

That’s not a thing.

“You got a girlfriend?”

No.

“Get one, so I can fuck her!”

I can see why they keep firing you.

“Hello, Whatever City I’m In!”

You’re backstage, Dave.

“WOO!”

C’mon, Dave. Gimme a break.

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