Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Dead And Nancy


bobby moickey mike gordon pelosi

There are three Grateful Deads in this picture. (There is one more Grateful Dead concealed behind a Phish: Billy, whose head you can barely see cresting over Mike Gordon’s head and whose hand you cannot see grabbing onto Nancy Pelosi’s ass.)

Mickey, as always, is prepared for a drum circle to break out at any moment. Later on, he will tell the Senator that he picked out the patriotic sweatband in her honor. Enthusiasts will recognize this as a blatant lie, as Mickey has been wearing that thing since, like, 1970.

Bruce, also as always, looks like a Founding Father. The man is so white he gets the Sunday Edition of the New York Times every day. Bruce is also not that tall: he is standing on a busboy named Carl. Luckily for all involved, getting stood upon by keyboardists is Carl’s fetish; everybody wins.

Bobby’s shitfaced.


  1. Anchovy Rancher

    October 31, 2014 at 6:55 pm

    “But everyone knew her as: Betty Jo Bialoski…”

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