Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

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Hey, Bill Walton. Who are you wearing?

“Someone gave me this t-shirt for free.”


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Hey, Mickey. Who are you wearing?

“Sailor shirt to make fun of Weir.”

Still doing that?





Hey, Bobby. Who are you wearing?

“Everything I have on came from Creepy Ernie’s.”


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Hey, Phil. Who are you wearing?

“Shirt Jill bought for me.”

Sure. You wanna maybe do up another button or two?

“I do not.”

Good talk.

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Hey, Billy. Who are you wearing?

“Mickey’s crotch-horns.”


“Gonna blast ’em at that Leo kid.”

Very cool.


Hey, Josh Meyers. Who are you wearing?

“Oh, interesting that you should ask today; I’ve made some unusual choices with my ensemble. The jacket is Tom Ford, but for my shirt–”

Jesus, I should have known better.

“–I went with Brunello Cucinelli, which is just wild, right? But I figure–”

Please stop talking about your clothes.

“–man can’t live on Tom Ford alone, right?



“Did you just blow your brains out?”

I did, yes.

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Hey, Pope Francis. Who are you wearing?

“I’m-a wearing da poncho!”

I see that.

“Pope-a can’t-a get wet. Little popes shoot-a off-a da back.”

You’re thinking about mogwai, Your Holiness.

“Can’t-a be too careful. Already got-a one too many popes-a.”

You and Benedict not getting along?

“He-a start with-a da vaping!”

Oh, that’s not okay.

“Every conversation witta da guy.”

That’s terrible.

“Eh. Whatcha gon’ do? I-a forgave him.”

You’re big on forgiveness.

“It’s-a what I do.”

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Hey, Garcia. Who are you wearing?

“C’mon, man. Get outta here with that bullshit.”

You’re the only one who gave the right answer.

“What else is new?”

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