Enthusiasts, it is once again time for the annual telling of the Three Rosh Hashanah Jokes. We would go worst to best, but they are uniformly awful.
- The calendar says it’s 5776, but tonight we’re going to party like it’s 5775.
- Rush Hashanah is the day when all Jews gather to celebrate Geddy Lee’s birthday.
- Dammit! That is the third check I have ruined by writing 5775 on it.
Shalom. (That is a Hebrew word that means “You’re Welcome.” It also means “hello” and “goodbye” and “peace” and “deceptively calm ocean” and “I’m not going to Queens” and “crisis” and “opportunity”.)