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Deadhead Of The New Year

Enthusiasts, it is once again time for the annual telling of the Three Rosh Hashanah Jokes. We would go worst to best, but they are uniformly awful.

  1. The calendar says it’s 5776, but tonight we’re going to party like it’s 5775.
  2. Rush Hashanah is the day when all Jews gather to celebrate Geddy Lee’s birthday.
  3. Dammit! That is the third check I have ruined by writing 5775 on it.

Shalom. (That is a Hebrew word that means “You’re Welcome.” It also means “hello” and “goodbye” and “peace” and “deceptively calm ocean” and “I’m not going to Queens” and “crisis” and “opportunity”.)

18 Comments

  1. maggiemay

    IM NOT GOING TO QUEENS LMAO

    I was born in LIJ #sweg

  2. maggiemay

    Do you celebrate Rosh Hashanah?

    • thoughtsonthedead

      Not really

      • spencer

        Geddy Lee considers himself a Jewish atheist

      • maggiemay

        I celebrate all the Jewish holidays

      • spencer

        What’s LIJ?

      • maggiemay

        Long Island Jewish hospital in Queens. Apparently when I was born my mom was in a room with 3 other people and right next to her was this super duper Jewish family who were speaking and praying in Hebrew and lighting candles and stuff. She never talked to them she was kind of scared as she had just given birth and my dad and brother were at home so she was all alone

      • maggiemay

        lol

  3. Snowmans

    https://youtu.be/2BRPOHUN02Y

  4. Rush it

    If you would like to do a week writing about Rush,,,,I will read it!

    • thoughtsonthedead

      I don’t know if Rush is a whole week, but I could definitely do a day or two on the greatness that is Rush.

      • PC

        I’m in.

      • spencer

        Rush! Rush! Rush!

      • PC

        Y’know seriously, 40 (41?) years since Neil joined, the signs are definitely there, it’s time we start thinking about how we throw them a going away party. Seems right to me.

    • tardisrider (@tardisrider)

      First of all, Rush is a good band. They’ve gone downhill ever since they got the new drummer, but still a good band.

      Also, a hearty shanna tova to one and all!

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