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Deadhead Of The New Year

Enthusiasts, it is once again time for the annual telling of the Three Rosh Hashanah Jokes. We would go worst to best, but they are uniformly awful.

  1. The calendar says it’s 5776, but tonight we’re going to party like it’s 5775.
  2. Rush Hashanah is the day when all Jews gather to celebrate Geddy Lee’s birthday.
  3. Dammit! That is the third check I have ruined by writing 5775 on it.

Shalom. (That is a Hebrew word that means “You’re Welcome.” It also means “hello” and “goodbye” and “peace” and “deceptively calm ocean” and “I’m not going to Queens” and “crisis” and “opportunity”.)

18 Comments

  1. IM NOT GOING TO QUEENS LMAO

    I was born in LIJ #sweg

  2. Do you celebrate Rosh Hashanah?

  3. If you would like to do a week writing about Rush,,,,I will read it!

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