- All those children.
- That guy with no arms: just not fair.
- That guy with no dick: just not fun.
- Susan B. Anthony.
- Her slightly shittier twin sister, Susan B-Minus Anthony.
- All the men on the Isle of Dogs.
- All the dogs on the Isle of Man.
- All the black guys on the Isle of Wight.
- Scott Bakula.
- Scott Dracula. (He starred in the Romanian remake of Quantum Leap.)
- It was wrong to accept Benjy’s invitation to Thanksgiving dinner and then punch all the Eisens–including Bubbe and Zeydeh Eisen–in their dicks; Billy sees that now.
- Dolphin.
- Wrong to punch squid dick, and damn near impossible, too.
- Caitlyn Jenner. (To Billy’s credit, he was unbelievably respectful about the whole thing, pretending that Caitlyn’s dick didn’t exist right up until the point he punched her in it.)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWQFZ7Lx-rg
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Phil, what is that thing growing out of your shoulder.
You should get it looked at.
True story. I made a guitar strap (inspired by Phil’s) with a strip of lambs wool. I wasn’t bad with simple leather making back in the day. Alas I had to stop using it. Just got too damn hot on the shoulder.
Nice pick for a show. Listening to it now. 🙂
Thanks for the post! Ah, memories – I’m out there somewhere in the crowd on the 18th and 19th. I liked the floor at Winterland because I’m tall enough to see over almost anyone except Bill Walton.
Of course, these shows also included the regrettable Lesh/Lagin “Seastones” segments.
Welcome to my world. Its 90 degrees out and 50,000 Taylor Swift fans have descended upon my neighborhood for the second nite in a row at Levis stadium.
Here she is last nite right before Billy mauled her
http://www.levisstadium.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/tswift-event-1100×734-650×434.jpg
don’t lie Boogaloo, that pic is from your front row seat….
http://cdni.condenast.co.uk/810×540/s_v/taylor-swift2_glamour_3feb14_getty_b_810x540.jpg
Is that you Boogaloo? Jk sorry your neighborhood was invaded by Swifties
Phish is playing (soon I guess) less than 50 miles from me in DC, and I could give a flying fig except I’m missing the parking lot scene. How lame is that.
I will enjoy this Bolivian Torch tea nonetheless.
Went to Dear Jerry, and the final 5 this summer.
Dear Jerry at Merriweather had the best parking lot scene by far.
I imagine the Phish scene for a two day run at Merriweather was/is pretty nice.
Merriweather in the 80’s was sort of a police state, but it seems like it was more relaxed,
Taperrob is streaming peach fest tonight.
Willie Nelson will leave the stage and walk right into a BK dick punch as Billy takes the stage.
http://www.postertrip.com/members/images/3566a.jpg
http://youtu.be/KJ0ncVqrd8M
https://youtu.be/dtI08RqPL-g
Happy 70th to the man in the middle….
http://i.imgur.com/uB3qv.jpg
“Dicks Billy Regrets Punching”
As if…