What is this? Olompali?
“You’re funny, man. It’s Egpyt.”
I know. Just messing with you. How you like the place?
“It’s a trip. You know Canada?”
“Nothing like that. Like, the total opposite in every way. We just talking you and me here?”
“I can’t fucking wait to go home, man. Food’s all weird here. Just try getting a steak sandwich in Cairo. I dare ya.”
What kind of food do they have there?
“Egyptian food, man. Keep up with the conversation.”
“And then once you’re done with the food…”
“I don’t know if you know this about me, but I’m not particularly limber.”
Squat toilets aren’t your thing?
“You shouldn’t have to stretch before you take a shit, man.”