I just don’t understand why you’re here.
“I can’t take a vacation?”
Sure, you can. But you’re at a ski resort in non-ski clothing. If you skied, you would have a custom coverall with Stealies all over it. You look like a guy schlepping down to Kossar’s to get bialys.
“Have you ever heard a mountain? So many sounds just waiting to be recorded.”
Please don’t turn the mountain into a drum.
“The ski lift.”
“When you hit the support cable with a hammer, it makes the most amazing noise.”
Don’t hit the support cable, Mickey. With anything, let alone a hammer.
“It’s perfectly safe.”
“No one’s died yet.”
That isn’t what makes something safe.
“The snow is very fluffy, too.”
People are still using the lift while you’re doing this?
“They increase the resonance! Their bodies are like echo chambers.”
I can’t talk to you when you’re like this.