I know you. You’re a good dog.
“Yes. Oh, yes. So good dog. Hello. Am good.”
Look at all this nature.
“Unbelievable amount of smells.”
And I see a tennis ball back there.
“Good day all around. No complaints. Thing on head.”
It’s a hat. A beret.
“Okay. Makes the Guy happy. Thing on head.”
Any plans for the day?
“Swim. Jump in water. Lay in water. Maybe poop in water, definitely pee. Drink water.”
You love water.
“Can’t help myself. You made me like this.”
“Also the soft-mouth thing.”
Retrievers have that, yeah.
“Want to see egg trick?”
You don’t need to do the egg trick.
“Egg in mouth. Egg no break.”
Yes, I’ve seen retrievers do the egg trick.
“That my trick!”
We’ve done this bit already.
“Readers smoke dope. No remember.”
Could be. So what’s it like being a dog?
“Imagine the opposite of a person.”