Hey, Bobby. Whatcha doing?
“Just letting all these nice folks enjoy my hair.”
It looks spectacular.
Like the sun was playing favorites with its shine.
“And, you know: this was ’68 or whenever. We didn’t have the hair care technology we do today.”
“Shampoo had only been invented a couple years before this picture was taken, y’know?”
That’s not true.
“Oh, yeah. Introduced at the 1964 World’s Fair. Big hit.”
How did you wash your hair before that?
“Went down to the river and beat it against a rock.”
Why are you playing a Telecaster?
“I have no idea.”