txr dog

Well, hello there! Aren’t you the best-looking dog in the world? Aren’t you? Who is?

“Yes, it is me. Hello. It is me. Hello.”

Taking a little breather?

“Many people. I like people. But many people. So much smelling to do.”

Exhausting.

“Am dog-tired.”

Nice one. Hippies can be tiring.

“Always dropping food that is not food.”

Huh?

“What tofu is?”

I honestly have no idea.

“Not food.”

I agree. Do you eat it?

“Yes. Am dog. Eat anything.”

Right. Hey, is that your dick?

“Yes. Is dick.”

This is gonna sound weird, but–

“Is big. Yes. Am blessed.”

Congratulations, I guess.

“Is blessing and curse.”

How so?

“Do dog porn.”

There’s dog porn?

“Is everything porn.”

Sure, yeah. How’s the money?

“Good, but do not understand concept.”

That’ll happen.

“But get to hump. Nice.”

Good for you.

“Wash dick now. Watch.”

I’d really rather not.”

“Like audience.”

I’m leaving.