Thoughts On The Dead

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Donors, Rap

phil donor rap ramble

“You fuckers think I’m kidding about the bocce courts. Those things were expensive as hell: you gotta get special sand. Two or three busboys got buried alive. I won’t have people pooping on them. We rented a real nice bathroom trailer–that was also expensive as hell–or you could just hang your ass over the canal. Hell, that’s what the busboys do.

“The bocce court pooping stops now. We had a turd analyzed for DNA, and now we’re going to swab everyone in the room’s cheeks.”


  1. He’s got some fancy Roebuckers, doesn’t he? Those Chompers are frightening.

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