Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Don’t Read This; It’s Silly

Ratdog Tour's photo“Boobies!”

“Bobby!”

“Baby…”

“Bobby.”

“BILLY!”

“Bobby?”

“Boobies!”

“Boobies?”

“BOOBIES!”

“Boobies!”

“Bobby!”

“Billy!”

“Boobies.”

“Boobies.”

41 Comments

  1. ste4ve

    Kinda wrote itself, no?

    • thoughtsonthedead

      Oh, no: that one took five drafts and two dead interns.

      Pic credit to ste4ve, btw, everybody. I would’ve put it in the post, but I had such a clean line going.

      • ste4ve

        Keepin’ it smoove!

    • maggiemay

      It’s hard to tell who is saying what. Maybe it’s just me, but this is difficult to follow. No offense TotD. Slow processing speed over here.

      • thoughtsonthedead

        It’s almost like I wrote it to be ambiguous

        • maggiemay

          It just doesn’t make much sense to me. I’m not trying to bring it down. I just don’t understand it? I dunno. It’s art; it’s up for interpretation.

          • thoughtsonthedead

            You’ll understand things like this when you’re older.

          • maggiemay

            LMAO ITS NOT EVEN THAT ITS JUST THAT I CANT TELL WHO IS SPEAKING???????

          • thoughtsonthedead

            I NEVER IDENTIFY THE SPEAKER IT IS A STYLISTIC TRADEMARK

          • maggiemay

            Okay, I think I get it now. Bob sees the boobs, calls Billy over, and they admire said boobs, and the girl interjects once or twice during this whole interaction to try and get their actual attention. Is this correct?

          • thoughtsonthedead

            Was that so difficult?

          • maggiemay

            Yes.

      • ste4ve

        MM — It’s not really important who says what; it IS important that it gets said.

        • maggiemay

          I like to comprehend the shorter, more readable posts and had difficulty doing so with this one. I have to read things over and over before I get them. I’m not stupid, I just want to make sure I really understand it. Boobs, too. Boobs.

          • maggiemay

            I just admitted that I don’t read all of ur posts right there goddamn it

          • maggiemay

            Not hard to figure that one out

          • thoughtsonthedead

            No one’s calling you stupid, Maggie. And anyone that did would get the Banninator 4200.

          • maggiemay

            Aw, shucks. I do that a lot. Sorry. Thank you Mr. TotD.

      • tor_haxson

        Can the comments section please remember our role here..

        Can we bring in a Meme or something,

        perhaps some mania, or Mike and Gloria..

        get this Self aware comment section back in the game,

        Note to us…

        Be more like Brent 88 and less like Vince 91

        Just sayin..

      • Bonnie Lass of Fenario

        totd: Where I “come from”, we call it the “Banhammer Of Loving Correction”.

        Just an idea.

  2. August West

    Boobs, always the number one answer. ahhaha
    http://cdn2.mommyish.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/post-37522-family-feud-show-me-boobs-gif-ejIh.gif

  3. maggiemay

    Sorry!!!!!!!!!!! It’s not just you it’s literally everything in my life ever don’t worry

    • tor_haxson

      That is better !!

      Very Brent like, adds color and emotion..

    • August West

      This can (and probably will) go on all night.

    • August West

      Meatloaf had the best man boobs eva. And note the eye twitch from another dimension. hahaha

    • ste4ve

      August West — awesome.

      I mean, really.

  4. Sir Luther Von Baconson

    bobby looks like a cat sticking out his tongue. like they do sometimes.

  5. August West

    Man Boobs are way UNDERRATED.
    http://i.imgur.com/FFuYqqw.gif

  6. Boogaloo

    “I’ll show you my new Harrison Ford haircut if you show me those ta-ta’s”

  7. tor_haxson

    Jerry…

    http://www.dead.net/sites/default/files/images/196606xx_0076.jpg

    • August West

      Haha. Now we need a 90s pic to compare 70s v 90s.

    • RationalExpressions

      Thank God he had the genetic makeup to grow a full, thick beard.

    • RationalExpressions

      And that is one of the best examples ever of what used to be called in a less politically correct era “Chinese eyes”.

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