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Do’s And Don’ts For Your Asshole

“Rectally is actually a lot more preferred because of the volume of absorption,” Kogan told CBC. “You can put a lot more and [the THC] gets absorbed a lot better, but not everybody is open to this way of administration.”High Times, 3/8/17

What belongs in your butt?

  • Pre-pooped poop.
  • A body part that you and your partner (or partners) have agreed on beforehand.
  • Properly greased-up marital aids.
  • Rabbit. (Magicians only.)
  • Medical device administered by a trained health professional in a professional setting.

What doesn’t belong in your butt?

  • Everything else.


  1. Meryl Shakedown Streep

    March 14, 2017 at 9:23 pm

    Boofing most substances gives you more bang for your buck.

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      March 14, 2017 at 10:15 pm

      I make no argument against the method’s efficiency.

      My main point is that when you’re shoving your drugs up your ass, it might be time to take a break.

  2. Luther Von Baconson

    March 15, 2017 at 4:05 pm

    cats from C.M.D.F.

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