Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Double Play“If you pop the ball up, you’re out.”

“No. Only if there’s men on base.”


“I agree, Bob, but the fact remains that this is an all-male league.”

“Sometimes it seems like this country doesn’t take Lena Dunham seriously at all.”


“First and second.”

“If you pop the ball up, then the men on first and second are out? That seems punitive.”

“Why would the men on base be out?”

“That’s what I’m asking.”

“The batter is out. Men on base with less than two outs? A pop-up to the infield is an automatic out.”

“Does the ethnicity of the shortstop matter?”

“Why would it?”

“In a perfect world, yeah: why would it? But we live in a racist society.”

“Which one of you am I talking to?”

“It was never made clear.”

“Could be either.”


  1. Lena Dunham

    More like Lena DONE-ham bc everyone’s done with her shit lulz

  2. hugh.c.mcbride

    August 4, 2015 at 7:22 pm

    Every generation gets the Abbot & Costello they deserve.

    Clearly, this generation must’ve done something right.

  3. Sir Luther Von Baconson

    August 4, 2015 at 7:42 pm

    good to see they’re still using the Ronco Door Knob Exerciser in the clubhouse.

  4. The guy in the Giants uniform is Tim Flannery, formerly their 3rd base coach, and a fine musician in his own right. He has played with Weir on several occasions, and sung the National Anthem at Giants games with various Grateful Deads.

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