Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Dubya, Eh?

To all my Canadian friends: Yay? Boo? Sorry? Harper was a true cockknocker, but–and I mean this with all love and respect and poutine–Justin Trudeau does not seem like the smartest moose in the forest.

Good hair, though.

 

31 Comments

  1. wilbard

    Thank you for thinking of us. We’ve decided we’ve had enough of Verizon and switched back to AT&T.

  2. Sir Luther Von Baconson

    word. he’s no PET.

    • spencer

      I personally enjoy handing over more of my money to the government………

      • spencer

        I was never a big fan of Harper but…………

      • Sir Luther Von Baconson

        me too. if it puts up a few ParticipACTION jungle gyms, gets kids to make dank memes in the classroom, maybe an Honorary Turd Mill off of Lake Ontario in my name…..i’m good. job done.

      • spencer

        I met Hal once, mistook him for Cito Gaston. He was less than impressed

      • Sir Luther Von Baconson

        did he spot you on the Flexed Armed Hang at a ParticipACTION jungle gym community photo-op? fresh beauty bark around the set up? or just give you a nutshot, run away in the woods……maybe to a fort with Hustlers, Swank, & Variations

      • spencer

        HahahahahahahahHaha……All of the above. Actually i was fishing the Credit River and he was walking his dog.

      • spencer

        https://rmcnab24.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/cito.jpg

      • Sir Luther Von Baconson

        probably on his way to Cito’s fort…..”gonna hack around” with Cito AKA look at skin rags, tell pecker jokes, smoke Player’s Lights and hash oil, maybe “demo” a house in the new subdivision. Cito lived in Etobicoke, no?

      • spencer

        I’m pretty sure you just wrote my biography, except they were export “A” s not Players.

      • Sir Luther Von Baconson

        seeing this pic, i just brought up my Hotel BuffeT breakfast. big dollop on my desk.

      • spencer

        Do Americans smoke B.T’s?

  3. Sir Luther Von Baconson

    will miss this though……”Canada’s Bruce Hornsby”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67J6uhXzq_o

    • cuznt

      Thankfully there was none of this
      http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2011/11/18/justin-trudeau-striptease_n_1101153.html

      • Sir Luther Von Baconson

        what!?!??! he didn’t drop trou, show his franks et les feves au lard en can? “Trudeau kept things modest in his performance, stopping at his white tank top”. lame……the country is doomed, hein?

      • spencer

        Thank you Luther, that was wonderful!!

  4. seangrexa

    Wow, had to catch myself there. For a minute I was listening to Stephen Harper sing Sweet Caroline.

    • spencer

      Little known fact, Harper was in the running to replace Brent.

      • Sir Luther Von Baconson

        “he’s a little Jesusy, but we went through that with Lenny and maybe that’s what we need right now. Plus he can get us an in at Stampede, chixx-wise too”

  5. spencer

    http://i.imgur.com/b4IPz.jpg

    • spencer

      Thanks for the post ToTD. If i sounded bitter I apologize, stayed up late listening to 5/17/74 and watching the Jays game. He does have nice hair though.

      • spencer

        And on behalf of Canadians everywhere i apologize for hijacking your comment section (again).

      • cuznt

        I dont think he’s rattled, eh? Have a Two Four and some Poutine

    • Bonnie Lass of Fenario

      HA! I have read too much about this.

  6. maggiemay

    http://www.theonion.com/article/perky-canada-has-own-government-laws-19927

    I’m just surprised you all have Internet access. Stay cute, Canada.

    • Sir Luther Von Baconson

      last one i promise…….peter gzowski invented the intrawebs

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBdtPTo0rUI

      • Sir Luther Von Baconson

        full disclosure. that’s me and Spencer clapping after the first number. i’m wearing the glasses and the Pierre Cardin dress shirt sweater vest ensemble. unfortunately you can’t see my wide wale brown cords and Earth Shoes. i suggested Spencer wear “something nice for the Gzowski Show” as we would be on TV channel 6 (black 5), perhaps on an “information database/repository” For All Time.

      • spencer

        It’s all true!!

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