Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

End Of The Road

john katy mercedes
“Katy, let me drive.”


“Get out of the car and let me drive.”

“They’re getting away with your Earthroamer, John.”

“Please get out of the driver’s seat, Katy.”

“No, I wanna drive. C’mon: car chase time. This is always my favorite scene.”

“No car chase, sweetie. This is the epilogue.”


“Yeah, I think we’re done here.”

“Too bad. It was fun, wasn’t it?”

“Had its moments. Sweetie?”

“Yeah, John?”

“Either you let me drive or I beat you to death with my hat.”



  1. Really good story, 2 thumbs up.

  2. Her mind is Tiffany twisted, she got the Mercedes Benz
    She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys that she calls friends

  3. aw, don’t tell me Mayer is using that cell phone shit.

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