Oh. Wow. Um…Irving Azoff?
“Yes, hello. How are you?”
“Wonderful. I see this is some sort of alternate trimension where everything occurs simultaneously and American life is examined through the prism of a semi-defunct choogly-type band.”
Um. Yes. How did you do that?
“I have my moments of clarity now and then.”
“We gotta make this quick, though.”
Yeah. You look like you’re testifying before Congress or something.
“That’s because I’m testifying before Congress.”
I will let you go, then.
We’ll talk later.
“If you feel it necessary for me to be in character in whatever this is, then: fine..”
There’s just not a lot of material in Oteil Burbridge, man. I got space to fill.