Thoughts On The Dead

Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

Euphemisms For Donald Trump Getting Pissed On By Commie Whores

  • Mountain Duma.
  • Splishy-splashy time.
  • A yellow river for an orange man.
  • Testing for diabetes.
  • A tart and frothy fill-up for my sex mug.
  • The hotter the whore, the tangier the pee.
  • Moscow micturation.
  • “In my eyes, bitch, in my eyes! I paid for in my eyes!”
  • You’re soaking in it.
  • St. Pee-tersburg.
  • Pee-ter the Great.
  • Ivanna Tinkle.


  1. I assumed he had the ladies pee on each other..

    (Never in my life did I expect to utter such a phrase regarding the president)

    I hope the prostitutes are performing at the inauguration.

  2. You sir are really on a roll.

    Elvis,PigPen, Jenkins with Ben Franklin, Richard Nixon…

  3. Didn’t this story originate on 4Chan?

    • It hurts my head… what happened so far was based on lies gossip and distortion, what happens next will be based on lies gossip and distortion.

      Imagine a Witch Hunt, but in order to stop it, you start another Witch hunt, and then to stop that you start another.

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      January 11, 2017 at 11:22 am

      No, they’re liars trying to muddy the waters and protect their piss-flavored hero.

      • I agree ToTD, did not mean to imply some false equivalency to the situation. Although my statement could be read that way, it was not my intent.

        I was more or less just feeling totally fucked and wondering how we get out of this intact.

        Piss boy has to go, but even when he is passed severe lasting damage will remain.


  4. a Donald Gorbacoif – similar to an Arnold Palmer but instead of lemonade and tea, you pour warm piss over Cheetos, add a dash of Worcester, then place on head.

  5. Slothencod (fka wtfwjd?)

    January 12, 2017 at 9:46 am


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