Lemme guess. You have–
I got a problem with this bullshit.
—a problem with…yeah, that’s what I thought.
It’s not speakers and headphones. That’s dumb. It’s an either/or.
The sentiment is lovely.
And it doesn’t fucking rhyme. “Deep” does NOT FUCKING RHYME with “feet.” Stephen Sondheim’s ghost is spinning in his grave.
Sondheim’s not dead.
He is to me.
Can we stop having this conversation?
As long as everyone knows my opinion on this important matter.
They do now.
And the meter sucks.
Oh, shut up.